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36. full moon in leo, flirting on air

36. full moon in leo, flirting on air

our most scandalous episode yet and the start of our 2022 faves. plus......a potential rebrand???

2023-04-02 21:44:32 01:05:17
35. a tarot reading

35. a tarot reading

we were tired and sad cuz it's winter and holidays are weird so we did a tarot reflection of 2022. enjoy!
for reference, the book v was using is...

2022-12-21 21:17:13 00:51:45
34. if you wanna develop a personality, boy do we have the playlist for you

34. if you wanna develop a personality, boy do we have the playlist for you

brooke claims that there's nothing funnier than a bald man in a wig and she's got the anecdote to prove it.

2022-11-22 12:31:34 01:39:17
33. it sucks to be boring but here we are

33. it sucks to be boring but here we are

tune in to find out what brooke and v are fighting about this week. also find out if they make fun of themselves for taking so long to record another...

2022-10-12 10:29:51 01:07:09
32. fuck you bye

32. fuck you bye

TW: more discussion of Roe v. Wade


the final episode of the podcast (not really, v is just mad at brooke...don't freak out)

2022-07-29 20:01:29 01:35:19
31. a current events episode (TW: abortion)

31. a current events episode (TW: abortion)

TRIGGER WARNING: this is a big ole TW for the entire episode. we spend the entire episode talking about Roe v. Wade being overturned and talk a bit ab...

2022-07-12 12:25:52 01:02:44
30. this hogback ain't nothin' compared to the force of the Lord & our dead fathers

30. this hogback ain't nothin' compared to the force of the Lord & our dead fathers

*tw - we feel like this one needs a trigger warning, but we're not sure exactly why


brooke & v talk father's day and podcasting fr...

2022-06-20 19:53:49 01:12:41
29. i'm not a doctor, i'm a conspiracy theorist!

29. i'm not a doctor, i'm a conspiracy theorist!

it's the 2022 birthday episode!!

2022-05-23 00:21:14 01:10:57
28. when was the last time you had a kiwi?!

28. when was the last time you had a kiwi?!

brooke and v talk about porn and groceries.

2022-05-16 12:49:50 01:17:30
27. this is the grossest episode we've ever recorded

27. this is the grossest episode we've ever recorded

I'M SO SORRY MY AUDIO IS BAD I ACCIDENTALLY CONNECTED TO MY HEADPHONE MIC INSTEAD OF MY MIC MIC DON'T HATE ME PLZ love, v


please e...

2022-05-04 22:33:28 01:05:25
26. you're concussed and i'm having a stroke

26. you're concussed and i'm having a stroke

V gets on Brooke's nerves and Brooke enlightens us about Saturn returns.

2022-03-20 22:05:08 01:26:37
25. friends don't let friends not be friends with their tarot decks

25. friends don't let friends not be friends with their tarot decks

welcome to brooke and v's super sappy anniversary episode. 


please don't forget to pay attention to what's going on in the world t...

2022-02-27 22:12:53 01:31:07
24. leading role in an actress film

24. leading role in an actress film

brooke and v talk about how Trader Joe's is for the gays and Brooke's favorite pastime, which is reading aloud.

2022-02-22 19:10:49 01:05:30
23. i don't miss coffee cuz i guess i don't like it

23. i don't miss coffee cuz i guess i don't like it

brooke and v are back to their regularly scheduled programming! tune in for talk of shower tea, some lovely sappy friendship moments, and some sexy re...

2022-02-15 00:24:56 01:20:26
22. 2021 favorites part 3: life's too short not to take your time

22. 2021 favorites part 3: life's too short not to take your time

the much-anticipated conclusion of brooke and v's 2021 favorites!

2022-01-22 15:19:41 01:14:05
21. 2021 favorites part 2: maybe i'll get a promotion and be the queen of the universe

21. 2021 favorites part 2: maybe i'll get a promotion and be the queen of the universe

part two of our (never ending) 2021 favorites 

2022-01-17 20:12:09 00:59:44
20. 2021 favorites: it's beautiful, it's lyrical, it's poetic...and it's fucked

20. 2021 favorites: it's beautiful, it's lyrical, it's poetic...and it's fucked

part one of our 2021 favorites in honor of the year changing to a different year, even though that's pretty arbitrary and most definitely made up by h...

2022-01-09 19:32:53 01:14:11
19. an absolute unit of a mustache #notplagiarized

19. an absolute unit of a mustache #notplagiarized

"the selfish giant" by oscar wilde (the short story brooke referred to)
drinking outta cups - https://youtu.be/zrIPLAo0_iQ
gen z harry pot...

2021-12-14 11:38:55 01:20:34
18. an ode to beans

18. an ode to beans

it's an ode to beans. plus, a brand new segment!

2021-12-08 21:15:58 00:53:48
17. ghust sturys: the lost audio

17. ghust sturys: the lost audio

brooke and v celebrate ~spooky season~


check out Christine McConnell and go watch What We Do In The Shadows!

2021-10-31 22:51:43 01:27:36
16. can you edit in a scream?

16. can you edit in a scream?

v tells brooke a modern-day horror story.


kilgore books - http://www.kilgorebooks.com/

2021-10-23 16:29:13 01:29:48
15. bound for greatness

15. bound for greatness

brooke and v have their first guest!!

2021-10-04 11:44:21 00:51:39
14. comedic stylings and hot takes: an episode full of ~secrets~

14. comedic stylings and hot takes: an episode full of ~secrets~

it's a ~~secret~~

2021-09-20 20:13:52 01:24:11
13. reading synopses

13. reading synopses

TW - murder and suicide (40:30-50:30)
brooke and v read some synopses.
thanks to @strwberryskiess for your sweet academia pinterest boards...

2021-09-06 14:06:13 01:14:29
12. confused about the movement, fine with the peace

12. confused about the movement, fine with the peace

brooke and v are back from their impromptu summer hiatus.


Jessica Lanyadoo's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JessicaLanyadoo/post...

2021-08-24 07:17:16 01:09:40
11. it's cool being earth

11. it's cool being earth

**trigger warning** talk of depression, self-harm, trauma, general mental health
links to mental health resources that brooke and v really hope...

2021-07-13 21:25:55 01:19:07
10. we do not like AI generated feet

10. we do not like AI generated feet

even though they don't have a nasty body odor like a Homosapien lover.

2021-07-05 21:28:30 01:19:00
9. goddammit

9. goddammit

brooke is sad and v is pissed.

2021-06-25 15:44:07 00:38:58
8. this episode is about ethan (or, tom ruthford has a limp dick)

8. this episode is about ethan (or, tom ruthford has a limp dick)

tune in today to hear about petulance, tom ruthford's limp dick, and our good pal ethan. who are you to not know who you are?

2021-06-16 22:40:46 01:04:34
7. this episode is about Evan

7. this episode is about Evan

this episode is about Evan.

2021-06-04 13:28:27 01:03:13
6. thank goodness for me

6. thank goodness for me

this episode, Brooke and V dive into birthdays and how good they are at having them.

2021-05-25 12:54:45 01:01:18
ow, bro

ow, bro

this week, Brooke and V talk about how they take their tea, discipline, and how contacts are basically the bras of the eye. 

2021-05-12 21:43:04 01:00:58
wistful bongos

wistful bongos

today, Brooke and V talked about the color of school subjects, Molly the dog and her grumbling, and Brooke's most embarrassing moment.

2021-05-01 17:40:21 00:59:09
kinks in the cogs

kinks in the cogs

we discover V's penchant for inventing awesome band names, V guesses one of Brooke's weirdest comforts, and it takes us ten minutes to even say hello.

2021-04-23 21:46:36 00:59:22
obsessed and upset, part 2ish

obsessed and upset, part 2ish

part 2ish of our second episode - not really though cuz we messed up. this week we talked about embroidery, spicy Korean noodles, and V accidentally d...

2021-04-16 21:08:49 00:01:35
obsessed and upset, part 1

obsessed and upset, part 1

part 1 of our second episode. this week we talked about embroidery, spicy Korean noodles, and V accidentally didn't record the entire second half. 

2021-04-16 21:04:18 00:29:59
the beginning

the beginning

TW: sexual trauma, body image issues What it's like when a pen dies, and other confusing stuff on the rules of the universe

2021-02-27 14:27:07 00:59:07
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